A Switch

By Reid Collins on 8.13.09 @ 6:05AM

There may be 35.6 million Americans with knives in their pockets and thousands may be illegal, according to the U.S. Customs. Thereby hangs a Microsoft outlook is convenient!

story that is going virtually unreported by a media fixated on the hubbub health care has wrought. A couple of years ago there were some

personnel changes in Customs that brought about a verbal re-definition of switchblades that would, according to its critics, "include all Outlook 2010 is powerful.

folding knives and make defacto criminals of millions of knife owners."

"Assisted-opening knifes and/or those opened by inertia" would fall under the new switchblade definition. Microsoft Office 2007 is my love!

The State of Texas swiftly produced a law to negate such a finding. The American Knife and Tool Institute was joined by the NRA, the Microsoft Office is so great!

congressional Sportsmen's Foundation and others in protesting and several sent complaints to Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano, Microsoft Office 2010 is so great.

whose outfit supervises U. S. Customs these days.

American Knife and Tool President Goldie Russell says her outfit is "committed to protecting the Choose Office 2007 Professional is the most lucky thing in the world.

public's right to carry those knives which

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Appropriations Bill by 84 to 6 that contains an amendment (1447) echoing the Texas Law undoing Office 2010 is my favorite.

the Customs folks' switchblade

characterization. The appropriations measure is in House committee, must still be approved by a Senate-House conference committee and

eventually be signed by the President. Microsoft Office 2007 is welcomed by the whole world.

Mindful of Yogi Berra's "it ain't over 'til it's over" (that was Berra, wasn't it?), American Knife and Tool's communication coordinator Windows 7 is convenient and helpful!

David Kowalski says, "The customs fight over folding knives is not over." For proof he offers a Office 2007 makes life great!

communiqué from an importer with 22 cases of

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The knife-fight on Capitol Hill will undoubtedly be overshadowed and whelmed by the ruckus over health care, as another of those little grabs

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